What are these 'leaders' up to now? Hop, skip, jump?

Brown and Cleggy look as though they're ready for the 'orf.' 'Dave' is obviously looking for divine inspiration. He needs it, for he has no policies excepting retaining the remaining hereditary peers in the House of Lords and bringing back fox hunting, hare coursing and stag hunting.

Oh, yes, I forgot. 'Dave' is also going to give married couples one hundred and fifty quid a year for remaining married. I have been married to Sue for forty-eight years and I didn't marry Sue for one hundred and fifty quid a year. Nor would I remain married to Sue for one hundred and fifty quid a year. There's much more to marriage than one hundred and fifty quid a year. The Tory policy wonks have made a big boo-boo again.